damazcuz:

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

pink-boobs:

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

made a chart of sorts

softwaring:

phemiec:

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

celebritycokenose:

celebritycokenose:

does anyone have the “i kinda look like faaaaggotttt” pic

found it. thank god

probablymoons:

its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

heavenhillgirl:

:)

malzen0:

sorry-im-a-terminalidiot:

ripempezardexerox:

prohaloplayer:

your mom is a baked potato your dad’s dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

hustlerose:

me at taco bell ordering a chicken quesadilla “WITH. Large Soda”

cat-eg:

cat-eg:

cat-eg:

cat-eg:

cat-eg:

rockoutbreak:

cat-eg:

slimespits:

pe4chpuree:

echoweil:

la-vorre:

cat-eg:

emilius:

cat-eg:

thevoidfromwhichnosoundescapes:

best jerma jokes are the ones where he has his webcam on and has text overlay and he’s pretending to do something

hyfiv:

urgetocreate:

Joaquín Sorolla y Bastida (Spanish 1863-1923), Nap on the Boat (Sonnellino in Barca), 1895, Oil on canvas

janemorris:

princesable:

princesable:

cant even dm my friends anymore they immediately start roleplaying being medieval serfs

not making this up btw

You do it to yourself